pseu·do·ran·dom: adj: being or involving entities that are selected by a definite computational process but that satisfy
one or more standard tests for statistical randomness - merriam-webster
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February052009
“Praise this world, Rilke says, the jerk. We’d stay up all night. Every angel’s berserk. Hell, if you slit monkeys for a living, you’d pray to me, too. I’m not so forgiving. I’m rubber, you’re glue.
That elk is such a dick. He’s a space tree making a ski and a little foam chiropractor. I set the controls, I pioneer the seeding of the ionosphere. I translate the Bible into velociraptor.
In front of Best Buy, the Tibetans are released, but where’s the whale on stilts that we were promised? I fight the comets, lick the moon, pave its lonely streets. The sandhill cranes make brains look easy.
I go by many names: Buju Banton, Camel Light, the New York Times. Point being, rickshaws in Scranton. I have few legs. I sleep on meat. I’d eat your bra—point being—in a heartbeat.”